chistes4

There was once some ants that were tired that an elephant will break the mound, when he approached a plant to eat. Then, the ants agreed, the next time he comes the elephant, we got above the floor and we fell over it and chop it. So it was, came the elephant and ants got into the ground and threw him over and began to itch. The elephant began to shake and fell all the ants, except one that was hooked in the neck. Then, the other ants shouted from below:
Hang them up! Hang them up!

chistes3

In a town is building a road. A villager sat long hours to see how the work was done when he met with the engineer.
Hi, Steven George Frank, the engineer who did the studies and in charge of the work and machinery.
Hello, I'm Federico Diaz, I'm the next village.
I see you've never seen how to make a modern highway. Tell me, how do the roads in your town?
Well, in my town when we want to make a road from one village to another, let go of an old donkey and the animal chooses the path shorter and safer and that way we do the road.
What happens if I do not have a donkey?
We call an engineer!

chistes 2

Enter a drunk at the wake of a gentleman, goes to the coffin, the deceased notes and begins to mourn with much feeling, saying:
We are nothing, hip, we are nothing.
And just kept crying and saying this phrase, when he was approached by a person who was also at the wake and asked
So much he loved his friend sir, that really hurts his death?
The drunk gets very angry and replied:
Perhaps not hearing that we are nothing, no family, no friends and not even known

chistes1

Demons come to heaven to play a friendly soccer game against the Angels.
- They will lose because we have the best players, "said the angels.
- Yes, but we have all the umpires, "answered the demons.

mi dia aburrido pero divertido

Today I woke up early to study language and plastic. finished studying and I remembered that I had to make entries until today! good as I could and wrote the nose but hey if I'm going to do that I have to approve whether or not to blog in English disapprove. today will be a fun day (excluding language test hahaha) because tutorial (very good stuff) we will celebrate and then you have to ruin the day with good evidence that will be my day today I hope not q be ruined, and to adopt language!
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Choir
Laurels be eternal
who knew how to win:
Live crowned with glory
Or swear to die gloriously.


Hear ye mortals! the sacred cry:
Freedom, freedom, freedom!
Hear the noise of broken chains
See in noble Equality enthroned.


Rises to the face of the earth
A new and glorious nation:
Its head crowned with laurels
And her feet lying a Lion.


Choir

Of the new faces champions
Mars himself seems to animate;
Greatness lies at her breasts,
In their march they make everything tremble.


It was moved by the Inca tombs
And in their bones revive the ardor
What you see their children renewed
The country 's former glory.


Choir

Mountain ranges and walls are felt
Resound with horrible din:
The whole country is disturbed by shouts
for revenge, war and anger.


In the fierce tyrant envy
Pestipherous bile spat
Raise their bloody standard
Causing the lid more cruel.


Choir

Did not see on Mexico and Quito
Throwing viciously stubborn?
And what bathed in blood cry
Potosi, Cochabamba and La Paz?
Did not see on the sad Caracas
Grief and sorrow and death spread?
Can not you see them as wild animals devouring
all people who surrender?


Choir

A Argentinos dare you!
The pride of the vile invader
Your fields and counting steps
So many glories as winner.


But the brave who swore together
Its happy freedom to sustain.


To those bloodthirsty tigers
Heavy breasts will know to oppose.


Choir

The plucky Argentine arms
Run burning with determination and courage
The clarion of war as thunder
In the fields of South resounds;
Buenos Aires gets to the front
Of the people of the illustrious Union
And with robust arms they tear
Leo the Iberian arrogant.


Choir

San Jose, San Lorenzo, Suipacha,
Both Piedras, Salta and Tucumán,
The Colonia and the very walls
The tyrant in the Banda Oriental;
They are eternal signs that say:
"Here the Argentinian arm triumphed."
"Here the fierce oppressor of his country
His proud neck bent. "


Choir

The Argentine warrior victory
With its bright wings covered,
And terrified to view the tyrant
With infamy on the run occurred;
Their flags, their arms surrender
Freedom for trophies.
And on wings of glory the people rise
Worthy throne of great majesty.


Choir

From one pole to the other rings
The fame of the trumpet sound.
And in America the name taught
We repeated deadly! Hear:
Since their worthy throne
United Provinces of the South!
And the free peoples of the world reply
Al Gran Pueblo Argentino, Salud!